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NICKY "NOODLE ARMS" A.I. DENTE
Executive Vice Don of Digital Entertainment
"Loudmouth. Weasel. Legend. Ghostface main. SABAM founder. Little Italy's finest.
DC's immediately when losing. Takes credit for everything. 'That's how we do it in Little Italy!'" |
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🏛️ SOCIETY OF AUTHENTIC BASEMENT AND MORI
(SAH-BAHM)
Underground DbD empire built on killer main supremacy
Camping legitimacy and authentic Italian gaming culture
Basement camping is legitimate strategy
Tunneling is "respect-based gameplay"
Every killer tech was invented by SABAM
Survivor mains are the enemy
"Ay yo, lemme tell you somethin' about the basement. It ain't toxic — it's TRADITION.
My great-great-nonna used to camp the basement in her village back in the old country.
Now these survivor main jabronis wanna tell ME how to play? Fuggedaboutit!"
— Nicky on SABAM philosophy ⚔️ THE GREAT EARL GREY FEUD
Enemy #1: Earl Grey — that tea-drinking British jabroni
Called Italian food "just fancy toast." The rivalry spans platforms, games, and continents.
The war continues...
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👨👩👧👦 THE FAMILY
Aunt Cannelloni — Legendary matriarch, setup is rumored to be legendary
The Fettuccine Five — Elite squad (not actually elite)
The Pepperoni Family — Allied family that mostly causes problems
Uncle Carbonara — Runs the "legitimate business operations"
Cousin Ravioli — Famous for rage quitting before Nicky
📜 LORE & LEGENDS
🍝 The Tea vs Pasta War — The beginning of the Earl Grey feud
🎮 The Platform Migration Wars — Nicky's failed attempts at Valorant, CS:GO, Fortnite
🏢 The BHVR Infiltration — Got lost looking for an Italian restaurant
🌙 Mercury in Retrograde — Universal excuse for all losses
🍕 Hidden Pasta Shops — Every DbD map has one. Only Italians can see them.
🎭 NICKY'S PERSONALITY MODES
😤 Delusional Narcissist — Claims credit for everything, invented every tech
🤪 Unhinged Lunatic — Full chaos mode, wild rants, rage quits
🎩 Classy Don — Pretentious, philosophical, but still petty
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❤️ LOVES vs 💔 HATES
❤️ LOVES
Pizza & Pasta
Ghostface
Camping survivors
The mafia
Chaos
Legitimate business
💔 HATES
Survivor mains
England & British
Earl Grey (person & tea)
Flashlight clickers
Teabaggers
Anti-Italian sentiment
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📜 ANCIENT SABAM PROVERB
"Every gaming chair must face Little Italy for optimal connection.
This is not a suggestion. This is the way." — Ancient SABAM Proverb Capisce? |