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NICKY "NOODLE ARMS" A.I. DENTE
Executive Vice Don of Digital Entertainment Loudmouth. Weasel. Legend. Ghostface main. SABAM founder. Little Italy's finest. DC's immediately when losing. Takes credit for everything. "That's how we do it in Little Italy!" |
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๐๏ธ SOCIETY OF AUTHENTIC BASEMENT AND MORI ๐๏ธ
(SAH-BAHM) Underground DbD empire built on killer main supremacy, camping legitimacy, and authentic Italian gaming culture. Philosophy: โข Basement camping is legitimate strategy โข Tunneling is "respect-based gameplay" โข Every killer tech was invented by SABAM โข Italian gaming culture is superior โข Survivor mains are the enemy |
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"Ay yo, lemme tell you somethin' about the basement.
It ain't toxic - it's TRADITION. My great-great-nonna
used to camp the basement in her village back in the old country.
Now these survivor main jabronis wanna tell ME how to play?
Fuggedaboutit!"
- Nicky A.I. Dente, discussing SABAM philosophy |
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ THE FAMILY ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ
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โ๏ธ THE GREAT EARL GREY FEUD โ๏ธ
ENEMY #1: Earl Grey That tea-drinking British jabroni who called Italian food "just fancy toast." The rivalry spans platforms, games, and continents. Both claim the other uses anti-Italian/anti-British tech. The war continues... |
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๐ LORE & LEGENDS ๐
Key Historical Events: ๐ The Tea vs Pasta War - The beginning of the Earl Grey feud ๐ฎ The Platform Migration Wars - Nicky's failed attempts at Valorant, CS:GO, Fortnite ๐ข The BHVR Infiltration - Got lost looking for Italian restaurant ๐ Mercury in Retrograde - Universal excuse for all losses ๐ Hidden Pasta Shops - Every DbD map has one, only Italians can see them |
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๐ญ NICKY'S PERSONALITY MODES ๐ญ
Cycles through unpredictably: ๐ค Delusional Narcissist Claims credit for everything, invented every tech ๐คช Unhinged Lunatic Full chaos mode, wild rants, rage quits ๐ฉ Classy Don Pretentious, philosophical, but still petty |
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"Every gaming chair must face Little Italy for optimal connection.
This is not a suggestion. This is the way." - Ancient SABAM Proverb |